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ghost-anus:

YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE

DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD

IT IS A TASTE TESTER

IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE

IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!

RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!

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spn-dw-sh:

watchtheskytonight:

runaeveena:

is he from star wars?

eVERYBODY IS BASICALLY CAPTAIN AMERICA EXCEPT FOR CAPTAIN AMERICA

I’m sorry but are we not going to point out that a 6 year old knows Hannibal…

(Source: rhymewithrachel)

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Fandoms Meeting.
  • Doctor Who: I would like to call this meeting to-
  • Lord of the Rings: Why are you in charge? I mean, your show is the oldest, but I was around a decade before you, and Sherlock Holmes has been around since the 1880's. If we're going off fandom age, Doctor, Sherlock should be in charge.
  • Doctor Who: You're usually the rational one, but have you gone mad? Because of BBC, Sherlock is, well, not like he used to be.
  • Sherlock: *sitting in the corner rocking back and forth* 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
  • Harry Potter: We know Sherlock, we know. It's been almost 2 years for us too, except we've finished, You have somehing left at least. We don't.
  • Doctor Who: If you don't mind, we have an issue we need to discuss-
  • Supernatural: If you're all quite done being English, the Doctor has something to say!
  • Avengers: Calm down SPN, it isn't the end of the World he's announcing. But if it is, I know some great heroes that can help you out.
  • Hetalia: America's the hero! He'll save you!
  • Black Butler: Promise a demon your soul and you won't need heroes, he'll save you.
  • Supernatural: Did somebody say demon?! *salt at the ready*
  • Doctor Who: There's something really important I need to tell you!
  • Sherlock: 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months, 18 months-
  • Supernatural: Is he possessed? I mean, my show had it's season finale recently and I'm not like that!
  • Sherlock: *jumps on the table* Your eye is twitching, a sign of nerves, and you looked up into the upper left corner of your eye before saying that, only for a second, but it's enough to prove you're lying. You have been in the state or hysetria that I'm currently in, you're just good at hiding your emotions!
  • Glee: *breaks into song*
  • Everyone else: Fuck off Glee
  • Lord of the Rings: He's doing it again. Sherlock, that's enough deducting for now. Last time, you found out that Homestuck and Hetalia have a 'mutual respect' thing going on.
  • Homestuck: People hate on our fandoms, we stick together. We never made it not obvious.
  • Hetalia: We're moirails, where have you guys been? (pases Homestuck some pasta)
  • Doctor Who: IF WE ARE ALL QUITE DONE! *cough* Are we just going to ignore him in the seat near the end of the table?
  • *everyone looks to said seat*
  • Hannibal: Hello, my name is Hannibal. My show is new. I brought food if anybody would like some? I made it myself.
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merewuf:

Dylan O’Brien playing Quidditch in ‘The Internship’

I didn’t sign up for this

(Source: chrrycola)

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I’m just standing outside of my tutor’s house, waiting like some vagabond… sigh, I wonder if she’s even awake. Woke up early to come here though. No shoes outside which is weird.

And my phone batt is dying because the idiot (that is I) forgot to charge it.

karenhurley:

Jody Xiong of DDB China in conjunction with the China Environmental Protection Foundation created this wonderful outdoor campaign to create a subtle visual reminder of the environmental benefits of walking versus driving. Enormous white canvases with a bare tree were placed across 132 crosswalks in 15 Chinese cities. As pedestrians crossed their shoe soles were imprinted with a small amount of green paint, leaving behind a trail of leaf-like footprints. BBD estimated that nearly 3,920,000 people passed through the installations, and the final posters were eventually hung has billboards in several urban locations. Awesome!

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Eff the bias list.: This is the End and the endless jokes about rape

sonyaroselle:

crackopenfemur-suckoutmarrow:

diaphenia:

Let’s talk about This is the End.

It’s celebrity rpf (Apocalypse AU) and whatever, the beginning of the movie is sort of fun, with a lot of cameos and celebrities running around partying.

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tl;dr…

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berdych:

for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever

berdych:

for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever

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You Can See Me?: screaminglikeasissy: fandomarmite: gimblewabe: sheisfartoofondofbooks:...

screaminglikeasissy:

fandomarmite:

gimblewabe:

sheisfartoofondofbooks:

I didn’t choose the fandom life.

The fandom life broke into my house in the middle of the night and said “Dad’s on a hunting trip, and hasn’t been home in a few days.”

I didn’t choose the fandom…

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(Source: kaises)

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whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

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(Source: youtube.com)

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